what am i thankful for?

Thanksgiving. On this day every year, we are supposed to take a look at what we are thankful for. Count our blessings. Spend time with family and friends. Blah Blah Blah. What about all the things we AREN'T thankful for? After a day filled with "I'm thankful for my family" and "I'm thankful for my kids".... I'd like to share my list of what I'm NOT thankful for.
i am NOT thankful for:

• the fourth poopy diaper in a row.
• the Tupperware blanketing my kitchen floor.
• non-washable makers.
• no room for my shows on the DVR.
• little hands pulling my pajama pants down while i'm cooking breakfast.
• singing "baby bumble bee" again.
• the fifth poopy diaper in a row.
• tripping over shoes in the entryway.
• single dirty sock under the couch.
• finding that rotten baby bottle that was tossed behind the crib.
• stinky bathroom drains.
• cleaning the microwave.
• 6 baskets of laundry to fold.
• scary movies.
• snot.
• the sixth poopy diaper in a row. (what have you been eating?!?!)
• crumbs. everywhere.
• stepping on a matchbox car in the middle of the night.
• drool between my toes.
• suckers stuck to the carpet in my car.
• hearing "MOM!" the last time before bed.
• crooked lamps.
• silence (when the kids are NOT sleeping).

Overall, I give thanks for my many blessings in life. But honoring those things that make my blood boil gives me a reason to finish that bottle of wine I have sitting on the counter.